April 2011
2 posts
MIA
Apparently someone DID miss me! <3 So here’s what’s been going on for the last couple months while I’ve been MIA.
First of all, I’m 32.5 weeks pregnant, meaning my energy level is in the red, and my attitude is even worse. 1 turned 2 and somehow HER energy level tripled in the process (her attitude, however, mirrors mine pretty well). My husband (love you!) is in school...
December 2010
1 post
Waiting.
5 days until my mother in law gets into town.
9 days until Christmas.
5 +/- weeks until we find out the sex of the baby.
2 months until 1 turns 2 and we celebrate at Disneyland.
3 1/2 months until our 4 year anniversary.
4 months until I’m closer to 30 than 20.
5 1/2 months until I’m a mommy of 2.
1 1/2 years until we move back to Washington.
(I think...
Truthful Tuesday- first and possibly last
I couldn’t care less if the toilet lid or even seat is left up, but if you finish off the toilet paper and don’t put out a new one, expect me to hide it from you.
I talk to my belly buddy in Australia more often than my grandmother in Michigan, and am just now realizing that’s not right.
Some days, my favorite member of the family is the cat.
I believe this unborn child would...
June 2010
9 posts
Never mind. I figured it out. Moment of clarification as 1 was pooping in the corner. Duh!
Apparently I am too stupid to figure out how to add the “reply” option to my posts. Help?
I have a dad.
Father’s Day is kinda weird over here. It’s cooler now that we have a kid of our own, so we celebrate in our own little circle. But ever since my thirteenth birthday in 1998, it’s been almost sad, even though my dad is still alive & kicking… I think.
My thirteenth birthday was the day that my dad walked out on us for good, after 25 years of screwing around on my mom. I...
May 2010
2 posts
Really, people?? Why the FUCK didn’t anyone tell me there’s a free tumblr app?? Jesus.
April 2010
3 posts
The good, the bad & the ugly.
I just heard that my father-in-law’s puppy died after getting into a bottle of Advil. It feels like the saddest thing I’ve ever heard. And he doesn’t want phone calls, even though I wouldn’t know what to say anyway… Also, I feel silly posting this. Probably because I’m four drinks in, and am a lightweight.
So, good news? My kid walked a whole lot today....
A show from the last decade that is no longer on,...
ruthakers:
btothed:
I will not list Felicity, because that was a solidly written show, and I’m *not* ashamed of that one.
Mine was Men in Trees on ABC.
Fuck. Pardon me. I need to walk outside and pick a fight with a complete stranger to regain some guy points.
REBLOG WITH YOURS … and GO!
X-files? Is that in this decade? If it’s not I don’t care because GILLIAN ANDERSON IS MY SPIRIT...
Give me a reason to tumble. R. Tumblr.
Seems that Tumblr went mobile sometime recently, so I’m thinking about trying to get sucked back in. I know, why do such a thing on purpose?! Because I’m that easily bored, THAT’S why. And tumblr-ing from my iPod is just super cool. But I’m stupid about finding people here so if you’re reading this, follow me so I can follow you back! Or something.
You know what?...
December 2009
33 posts
I'm supposed to be editing photos.
But I’m way too tired/lazy for that right now. Plus I’m having some weird med reaction and it’s making my hands look like balloons and my head feel full of helium. If I open up Photoshop right now I’d probably just end up ADDING red-eye and then cropping off everyone’s heads.
So instead I think I’ll go to bed. And tweet from there. Night Tweeps.
to star or not to star...
Not even a question.
I realize this is SO last week but I hadn’t gotten around to getting the computer out until now.
My thought on this drama is that I come to Twitter/Tumblr TO LAUGH. For COMIC RELIEF. I don’t need any extra stress in my life. I log on EXPECTING to be entertained. When I star someone, it doesn’t mean I laughed so hard I peed a little (if I did, I would tell...
crying it out...
therealcherilyn:
jabeed:
Parents, read on. Anyone else, you can read on if you want, but I doubt you’ll make it far.
Teyla had her nine month checkup today. She’s absolutely perfect in every way: 90th percentile in height; 75th percentile in weight; 50th percentile in head size. Her acid reflux is almost COMPLETELY GONE and she is (or should I say, I am) officially relieved of the...
crying it out...
Parents, read on. Anyone else, you can read on if you want, but I doubt you’ll make it far.
Teyla had her nine month checkup today. She’s absolutely perfect in every way: 90th percentile in height; 75th percentile in weight; 50th percentile in head size. Her acid reflux is almost COMPLETELY GONE and she is (or should I say, I am) officially relieved of the expensive-ass special...
None of the apps work right now. Which isxwhy my eye is twitching and I’m seeing red. Anyone else?
GPOYW
I need to know what that stands for. ASAP. Before I kill someone.
That’s all.
Got a call from Mom saying not to use the iPhone until she could talk to AT&T. Chaos ensued.
All five of my Twitter apps crapped out at once. So this probably won’t work either, but my OCD had to make me try.
Shift change! Aka hubs is home. Bedtime for mommy. Nite Tweeps…see you again way too soon.
#thingsilike- when my pants are a bit too loose. #thingsilove- thought of someday looking good without pants at all.
Update on the baby Mohawk: i waited too long to comb it out. She’s stuck this way. *whoops* Grandma is mortified.
Fun after bathtime. http://twitpic.com/rscu8 http://twitpic.com/rscu9
Couldn’t get the wine bottle open because I forgot to tear off the foil seal. That either makes me a great alcoholic or a terrible one.
Going to hell in a handbasket, but I’d rather take the bus. I assume one of you is driving- where can you pick me up?
Kid started saying “no” today, and shaking her head at me. Too bad now she won’t be around to open all those Christmas gifts in the closet.
RT @Beef_Tongue: Red condoms might help more than red fonts. The yellow ribbons didn’t stop the killing. Or the green for Iran. Colors d …
At the rate we’re going, we *might* get the Christmas tree put up in time for Easter.
*Cries* Tweetie is STILL being stupid :( and it’s my favorite. When it works… Come baaaaack!
RT @WadetoBlack I just ate a homemade cookie without first asking if it had nuts. Yup, it was almost exactly like http://tl.gd/147th
RT @T_Gibby I’m looking at a map of the world and thinking that a lake would be really pretty right where Afghanistan is.
It appears that I am the queen of RTs and @replies today. Just can’t seem to conjure up the funny.
RT @musleh: Glad I didn’t post any white supremacist slogans expecting them to be invisible in #white.
RT @sucittaM: I have some lonely tweets in the upper 40 star range on this page, if anyone cares http://favstar.fm/users/sucittaM
#Decemberwish? Sharing the bed w/hubs again. Seriously.
LMFAO! RT @DadsUpLate: Do dyslexic kids write letters to Satan?
Don’t think #red will work on my app. I wanna see the colors! Oh, yeah, and AIDS sucks.
Starting to think that tweeting at night on the west coast may hinder my star count. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
The following night’s sleep is brought to you by excedrin pm and hubs’ night off. Later Tweeps!
Got a couple stars on it, but still no one has explained the blue beanies to me. Guess I’ll stay out of the loop.
Be forwarned, there is an awful lot of yummy around here during th holidays. Which means I will be bitching about my weight more than usual.
